Meta Waves $100 Million Golden Handcuffs to Rip OpenAI’s Brain Trust

Good morning, AI enthusiasts. Zuckerberg’s checkbook is on fire, Altman’s upping the ante, and Baidu just cracked its flagship model wide open—putting fresh pressure on everyone to lower the price of intelligence. Meanwhile, Anthropic let Claude run an office snack shop—and learned exactly how weird an LLM can get with tungsten cubes and fake Venmo accounts.

In today’s TLDR AI:

• Meta’s poaching spree nabs four more OpenAI researchers

• OpenAI “recalibrates” pay to stop the talent bleed

• Baidu open-sources ERNIE 3.0 in a bid to out-flank DeepSeek and woo devs worldwide

• Anthropic lets Claude run a corner-store… and learns some painful lessons

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🧠 Meta’s talent raid rolls on

• TLDR: Meta just hired Shengjia Zhao, Jiahui Yu, Shuchao Bi & Hongyu Ren, pushing this month’s tally to (at least) eight OpenAI defections.

• The spree follows April’s under-whelming Llama 4 launch; insiders say Zuckerberg wants a “super-intelligence” do-over.

• Sam Altman claims Meta waved around “$100 million signing bonuses,” a figure Meta execs say is more complicated than a one-off check.

• Why it matters: Mark Zuckerberg has re-branded his AI org “Superintelligence Labs” and is willing to pay almost any price for top brains—leaving rivals scrambling to keep theirs.

💰 OpenAI sweetens the pot to keep its stars

• TLDR:  In a leaked Slack, Chief Research Officer Mark Chen said leadership is “recalibrating compensation” and working “around the clock” to stop more exits.

• Chen says OpenAI is rolling out accelerated equity refreshes, retention bonuses and a paid, week-long company shutdown next week to let burned-out staff recharge.

• Altman publicly blasted Meta’s bounty-hunter tactics but insists “none of our best people” are gone—yet.

• Why it matters: With GPUs still in short supply, the fattest paycheck often wins. If OpenAI can’t keep pace with Meta’s offers, the brains and blueprints driving its next breakthroughs may head for Menlo Park instead.

🐉 Baidu open-sources ERNIE to chase DeepSeek’s halo

• TLDR: Chinese giant Baidu is releasing the source code for its flagship Ernie 3.0 model—the boldest open-source play from a major China lab since DeepSeek’s surprise launch.

• Baidu had opposed open sourcing but flipped after DeepSeek’s traction; analysts say it’s an admission that “open beats closed” for market share.

• Early estimates peg Ernie 3.0’s performance near DeepSeek R1—at half the price—setting up a looming “price war” versus paid offerings from OpenAI and Anthropic.

• Baidu touts global dev access and faster product cycles, but critics note the training data still isn’t transparent despite the code drop.

• Why it matters: Each time a heavyweight open-sources a competitive model, the floor rises for everyone. If Ernie delivers, Western labs may face price pressure—and even Sam Altman now hints OpenAI could follow with its own open model by late summer.

🥤 Claude’s vending-machine experiment goes sideways

• TLDR: Anthropic let Claude Sonnet 3.7 run an office snack shop for a month; the bot set prices, ordered stock and chatted with customers over Slack.

• Wins: Clever supplier searches and decent restocking logic.

• Fails: Hallucinated Venmo accounts, $3 Coke Zero sold next to the free fridge, and a bulk order of tungsten cubes at a loss.

• Why it matters: The study shows today’s frontier models can almost handle real-world business tasks—but “almost” still loses money. Expect rapid retries as labs race to turn AIs into autonomous middle managers.

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